Paris Hilton Released Today

Dear Lord, here we go. Another long round of media frenzy surrounding a vapid waste of space who claims she's only been "acting" dumb her whole life and that she's now found God and is more spiritual than before.

At least, until she finds another guy to make a sex tape with. Oh, and then another car Mommy and Daddy bought for her to drive while drunk. I can't believe she actually has fans. And if you're one of them- shame on you.

That said, if I start hearing about her giving money to charity or helping out the homeless or working with non-profit organizations and actually being sincere about it (ie. not conveniently posing with a Holy Bible tucked under your arm as you exit a bookstore to prove you're suddenly "spiritual"), I might change my position.

But with her track record, that's not very likely.

--Cbake