N.C. State, do you want my pity?
Here's a mass instant message I received earlier today:
"Today we salute you, Mr. UNC. No other team in the country can be fifth place in their conference yet still hold a top 10 ranking. But as the only team actually performing is the women's soccer team, you never hesitate to tell everyone to wait until basketball season.And if Santa Clara has anything to say, and they do, we'll be waiting at least another year. True, we have a 75% male population, but 99.5% of those males prefer women. And while NC State salutes another four years of W, Carolina fans raise a limp wrist to another three years of John Bunting. So crack open an ice cold bud light and keep on cheering for Radio, I mean Sean May, as your basketball team continues to ride rankings based on a legacy that ended years ago..."
Welcome to two years ago, because that would have been the only time period in which this moronic Chain-Instant Message would be apt to send.
Why does NC State always like to forget that we, uhm, beat them in football this year? And soon after, we beat Number 4 ranked Miami, who ALSO beat State?
"But as the only team actually performing is the women's soccer team, you never hesitate to tell everyone to wait until basketball season."
Since when was a 6-1 record in men's basketball considered underperforming?
"But we haven't lost a single basketball game, and you lost to Santa Clara."
Fair enough. But it's kinda tough to lose to crap teams from North Carolina like Elon, ECU, and Campbell. Try beating Kentucky, then we'll talk.
Why, NC State, do you always make poor attempts at trying to compare yourself to UNC? Stop wasting our time.
Because instead of kicking us while we're down, all this message does is complain about us... winning? So maybe instead, I should be saying thank you to the author for pointing out how dumb some State students can be.
--Cbake
PS: To my State friends, you know I still love you.
"Today we salute you, Mr. UNC. No other team in the country can be fifth place in their conference yet still hold a top 10 ranking. But as the only team actually performing is the women's soccer team, you never hesitate to tell everyone to wait until basketball season.And if Santa Clara has anything to say, and they do, we'll be waiting at least another year. True, we have a 75% male population, but 99.5% of those males prefer women. And while NC State salutes another four years of W, Carolina fans raise a limp wrist to another three years of John Bunting. So crack open an ice cold bud light and keep on cheering for Radio, I mean Sean May, as your basketball team continues to ride rankings based on a legacy that ended years ago..."
Welcome to two years ago, because that would have been the only time period in which this moronic Chain-Instant Message would be apt to send.
Why does NC State always like to forget that we, uhm, beat them in football this year? And soon after, we beat Number 4 ranked Miami, who ALSO beat State?
"But as the only team actually performing is the women's soccer team, you never hesitate to tell everyone to wait until basketball season."
Since when was a 6-1 record in men's basketball considered underperforming?
"But we haven't lost a single basketball game, and you lost to Santa Clara."
Fair enough. But it's kinda tough to lose to crap teams from North Carolina like Elon, ECU, and Campbell. Try beating Kentucky, then we'll talk.
Why, NC State, do you always make poor attempts at trying to compare yourself to UNC? Stop wasting our time.
Because instead of kicking us while we're down, all this message does is complain about us... winning? So maybe instead, I should be saying thank you to the author for pointing out how dumb some State students can be.
--Cbake
PS: To my State friends, you know I still love you.
posted by Cbake at 5:35 PM
4 Comments:
i like the carolina blue color better than the color red. so i guess i'll vote for unc.
"5th in the conference"
Well typically you don't pay attention to conference rankings until you play conference games. . . .
Its easy to go 7-0 when you've played New Orleans, Elon, ECU, Campbell, Purdue, Manhattan and Liberty.
The better question is how do you get to #12 in the nation without beating anyone?
Maybe those state kids are just bitter because we're the best football team in the state. Hope they enjoy sitting at home with Wake and Duke and watching Carolina playing in a bowl game.
Speaking of the Holidays, will someone PLEASE feed Julius Hodge?
The best part is state's jealousy over "the ratio". The truth of the matter is that if 99.5% of state men prefer females, 48.7% of them prefer female cows. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Speaking of which, someone get Chucky a man-bra or a "Broziere".
Chris...
Get a Job.
And for those posting on this blogger... don't encourage him.
P.S. Lou Rawls is pure evil... 'due to age'
Shut yo mouth.
P.S. Wilford Brimley is pure awesomeness...."dia-beddus"
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