"In the year Two Thouuuusaaaaaand!"
--Conan O'Brien
Well folks, it's time for me to open that third eye, brush up on my sixth sense, and once again give you all a glimpse, a glimpse into...
... The Fuuuuuuuuu-tuuuuuuuure!!!
2005 was a great year for movies. At least, I think it was. The critics said so. The only Best Picture nominee I saw was "Munich", and I still only know George Clooney as the great comic actor from "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" and "Batman and Robin".
But 2005 had "Star Wars: Episode III", "Batman Begins", "War of the Worlds", "King Kong", "Narnia", "Munich", and "Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit"; great entertaining films I did see. I wish I had made it to "A History of Violence", "Good Night and Good Luck", "Brokeback Mountain", "Syrianna", "Crash", "The Constant Gardener", "Memoirs of a Geisha", "Cinderella Man", "The New World", "March of the Penguins", "Murderball", "Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room", "Hustle and Flow", "Match Point", "The Squid and the Whale", and many many others, but fate, and my checking account, said otherwise.
There don't seem to be any massive blockbusters on the radar screen for this year. No films by Spielberg or Jackson, nothing from the big franchise films (save for a few superhero movies), and STILL no new movie from James Cameron. Seriously. Someone should wake that guy up and get him outta the ocean.
But without further ado, here is my list of films I'm looking forward to in 2006 (in order of release).
V For Vendetta
March 17
Based on a graphic novel I've never read, but produced by the Wachowski Brothers, creators of "The Matrix" trilogy. It's the story of freedom fighters in a future, totalitarian
Trailer
Inside Man
March 24
From Spike Lee (whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?), a movie about a bank heist. Sounds boring, right? Yeah, I'd think so too. Only this one stars Oscar winning and Oscar nominated actors like Denzel Washington, Jodie Foster, Clive Owen, and Willem DaFoe. If they signed on, they must have faith in the project. The trailer makes it look like there will be some interesting twists and turns, so I think I'll be buying a ticket.
Trailer
A Scanner Darkly
March 31 or July 28?
Based on a novel by Phillip K. Dick, whose other stories went on to become "Blade Runner", "Total Recall", "Minority Report", and "Paycheck" (which some might want to forget), it's the mind-bending story of a drug-addicted cop in the future who's hot on the tails of a notorious drug dealer. The catch? He is the drug dealer; the drug is known for creating split personalities, unbeknownst to the user. Writer/Director Richard Linklater uses the same process he did for "Waking Life", in which he filmed the actors in live action, then had animators trace over their movements to create a trippy, surreal effect. Check out the trailers to see what I mean.
Trailers
May 5
That's a lot of colon. What's it about? Hell if I know. What I do know is that the trailer looks kickass. That shot of an explosion knocking a fleeing Tom Cruise into the side of a car, whose windows are blown out from the impact, as a jet roars past overhead looks quite realistic, much more so than the helicopter shot from the end of the first one. It's helmed by J.J. Abrams, co-creator of my favorite show "LOST", and also stars Phillip Seymour Hoffman and UNC alum Billy Crudup. Say what you will about his couch-jumping antics, I still dig Tom Cruise. And nothing beats that theme song. Groovy, baby.
Trailer
X-Men III: The Last Stand
May 26
Whew, where to begin with this baby. Most of you know where I stand on this already. First, the cons: Bryan Singer, director of the first two movies, left this project to pursue his deam, "Superman Returns", which had a void in the director's chair when Brett Ratner ("Rush Hour", "Red Dragon") was ousted. Coincidentally, it was Brett Ratner who then stepped up to the plate to helm this project in Singer's wake. The problem is, lots of people don't like Brett Ratner. The other major problem is Fox Studios, like a jealous and bitter ex-girlfriend in a "nyah nyah" fit, decided to prove they could make an X-Men film without Singer, and chose to rush this into production without ample pre and postproduction time to truly make this film great. They're also touting this as the last X-Men film (who wants THAT?! I ask you!), but everyone knows money talks, so it sounds like they're going to pull out all the stops with this one and ruin any chance for potential sequels (not counting the Wolverine spinoff movie). Other things I don't like about the project: It was written by Simon Kinberg who wrote "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" and the sequel to "XXX". They did not ask Alan Cummings to come back as Nightcrawler, the most interesting character of "X2". They've crammed a TON of heroes and villains into it, which suggests a lack of development and focus with regards to individual characters. However, here's what I DO like: They finally brought onboard the Beast, and they couldn't have picked a better actor than Kelsey Grammar to bring this intellectual furball to life. They've also brought in the Dark Phoenix, Colossus has a larger role (thank God), and there looks to be a killer war between the X-Men and Magneto's Brotherhood of Mutants with humans caught in the middle, something that's been alluded to since the first film. Here's to hoping this is a fitting sequel, deserving of the "X-Men" moniker, though I don't know how they can top "X2".
Teaser
Cars
June 9
The new PIXAR film. 'Nough said.
Trailer
Superman Returns
June 30
True, Fox may get the jump on Singer by releasing "X3" first, but Singer may have the last laugh, because it sounds as though he has knocked this one of the park, a sequel to the lost "Superman" franchise. And thank God he jumped onboard. This project languished for years with Tim Burton once attached to direct and Nic Cage playing the Man of Steel (he did just name his kid Kal-El) before it changed hands to McG (of "Charlie's Angels") and then Brett Ratner before finally being saved by Singer. Supes is played by an unknown, and that's key. Lex Luthor is played by Kevin Spacey, a choice that excites every fanboy.
Teaser
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
July 7
YEAAARGH! Like "X3", I've written about this before too. Jack Sparrow is a wonderful character, and Johnny Depp rocks. Keira Knightley is beautiful, and pirates kickass. Especially dead pirates that are half-mutated sea-creatures too... Well, hell, it looks like there's a giant octopus attack in this one, and the swashbuckling scenes look likely to top those in the first film. I'd buy me ticket now if I could. Also glad to see director Gore Verbinski (of the first "Pirates" and "The Ring) is back to helm it. Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me!
Teaser
Lady in the Water
July 21
Like all of M. Night Shyamalan's films, not much is known about this one, except that its apparently... a bedtime story? Whatever. The trailer has some beautiful cinematography and peaceful music. I dig. It also stars Paul Giamatti and up and coming actress Bryce Dallas Howard. I dig. She's a beauty and will be playing Gwen Stacey in "Spider-Man 3". I dig even more. But back to the topic at hand, she's apparently a water-nymph (mermaid?) that Giamatti finds in the apartment pool he cleans. Interesting... sounds almost like the mermaid movie "Splash" that Bryce Dallas Howard's father, Ron, directed in the 80's, eh?
Teaser
Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
August 4
Will Ferrel is a NASCAR driver. Well, I'm a fan of only one of those nouns, so let's see if it's enough to get me in the theater. Produced by "40 Year Old Virgin" and "Undeclared" helmer Judd Apatow, and directed by Adam McKay of "Anchorman" suggests it could be very funny. I'm most interested in this because I worked on it for two days last summer, and it was shot in and around
Trailer
Snakes on a Plane
August 18
Snakes on a plane starring Samuel L. m**herf**king Jackson! "Let's combine two of people's greatest fears: flying and snakes." BRILLIANT!
No trailer
Idlewild
August 25
A musical set in Depression-era south and starring Outkast? Hell yeah.
Trailer
Grindhouse
September 22
Buddies Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez combine forces to bring you a movie that's two films in one, "Death Proof" and "Planet Terror" respectively. QT's is a slasher flick and RR's is a violent zombie movie. The two hope to capture that feeling of seeing grindhouse exploitation flicks in the 70's, and plan to air trailers for fake blacksploitation and sexploitation films in between the two features.
No trailer as of yet.
And there you have it. As you can see, aside from the two superhero flicks, this year doesn't look to have many big-budget, special FX heavy films like we've seen in years past. Hell, last year had Jedi knights, attacking aliens, giant gorillas, talking lions, and dragon-fighting wizards. This year has X-Men and Superman and... and... Pirates.
Here's to hoping it's a great year!
--Cbake