"I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula."

I bet you don't know who said that. Originally, I mean, I bet you'd never guess it was a vicious, pretty-sure-he's-deceased European dictator. No, it's not Hitler, though I wouldn't be surprised if he said something as crazy as that while drinking the blood of 400 virgins in the hopes it made him Immortal Dictator for Eternity in his struggle to conquer the entire world (except for Switzerland. Everyone loves the Swiss, what with their crazy knives and wholly holey, holy cheese).

No, apparently it was former Serbian dictator Slobodon Milosevic. Okay, he never *really* said that as far as WE know, but a group of Serbian Vampire Hunters known as the "Van Helsings" must have evidence to the contrary because they just drove a 3-foot wooden stake through the "dead" man's heart.

I think this is a wonderful new idea in dealing with the evil, monstrous men that lead the nations of this world. Saddam shouldn't have just been hanged. The Serbians are right, we should drive a stake through HIS heart too. And just to be safe, shoot him with a silver bullet (Hell, let's make it 12 silver bullets), adorn his corpse with a garlic necklace, quarter his body, set fire to each piece, douse him in Holy Water, and stab his brain with a pike just to make sure he's not a zombie either.

Hey, it's not disrespectful to the dead if he's already a member of the "undead", right?

--Cbake