2004- The Best Year EVER!

Has VH1 made a special like that yet? After I Love the 70's, 80's, 90's, Last Week, Last Month, the Past 8 Hours... what's wrong with declaring 2004 the Best Year Ever? In the interest of boredom, while my cousins fight each other over rights to the Gameboy, I have prepared a 2004 "BEST OF" list, because that seems to be the fad around this time of year (actually, this would have been the fad two weeks ago).

BEST MOVIE - "The Incredibles"
BEST SONG - "Float On" by Modest Mouse
BEST NEW TV SHOW TO GET ADDICTED TO - "Lost"
BEST OLD TV SHOW TO GET ADDICTED TO - "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
BEST DVD - "The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King: Extended Edition"
BEST MOVIE PREVIEW - "Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
BEST SPORTING EVENT - UNC beats Miami
BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME - the Doctor Octopus harness I made for my cousin
BEST ELECTION - U.S. Election
BEST GRADUATION - May 2004 graduation
BEST GRADUATION PRESENT - Volkswagon Jetta graduation present
BEST NEW CAR SMELL - crayon
BEST SNL GUEST - The Muppets (playing the Christmas song with Horatio Sanz in place of Fallon, Kattan, and Tracey Morgan)
BEST CITY TO LIVE IN - Chapel Hill (LA rocks and has stars aplenty, Charlotte has family and friends, but nothing beats the last few months of senior year in Chapel Hill)
BEST MOVIE THEATER - the Arclight in LA
BEST COMIC-BOOK MOVIE - "Spider-Man 2"
BEST PARTY - The going away cookout party at my house
BEST CEREAL - Apple Jacks
BEST STORE FOR TIME-WASTING - TIE: Barnes and Nobles or Borders bookstores
BEST PLANET - planet Earth
BEST CANYON - Grand Canyon
BEST WHOLE BALL - whole ball of wax


And now, for the dreaded "WORST LIST OF 2004".

WORST MOVIE I DIDN'T SEE - "Catwoman"
WORST SONG I DIDN'T LISTEN TO - that really crappy one by that whiney singer with the weird name (Eamon or some crap like that)
WORST TV SHOW I DIDN'T WATCH - TIE: "Trading Spouses" and "WifeSwap"
WORST VILLAIN - TIE: Osama Bin Laden and Dracula
WORST LOGIC-DEFYING MOMENT IN A MOVIE - a carriage drawn by six or eight horses jumps over a chasm 50 feet wide in "Van Helsing"
WORST CELEBRITY OVERKILL - Paris Hilton
WORST WEDDING - Britney Spears' wedding
WORST BOOB JOB - Tara Reid's boob job
WORST DISASTER - the Tsunamis disaster
WORST DECISION BY MY FATHER - to cut off my internet and satellite tv
WORST DECISION BY ME - to stay unemployed for five months
WORST RAT INFESTATION - my Demon Rat infestation

--Cbake