2005: The Best Year EVER!
As with last year, it's time for my "BEST LIST OF (fill in the year)" because this would have been the fad to capitalize on two weeks ago. And apparently I'm still as slow as I was a year ago.
BEST MOVIE - TIE: "War of the Worlds", "Munich", "Batman Begins", "Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
BEST TV SHOW DRAMA - "LOST"
BEST TV SHOW COMEDY - "Arrested Development"
BEST SPORTING EVENT - NCAA Men's National Championship Basketball
BEST BASKETBALL TEAM - UNC Tarheels, 2005's NCAA National Champions
BEST WEIGHT LOSS - director Peter Jackson
BEST TIM BURTON MOVIE - "The Corpse Bride"
BEST STEVEN SPIELBERG MOVIE - TIE- "War of the Worlds" and "Munich" (two different movies from two different sides of Spiels)
BEST DVD RELEASE - "Undeclared- The Complete Series" (Best show about college freshmen... EVER)
BEST MOVIE PREVIEW - TIE: "Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith" and "King Kong"
BEST MOVIE PREVIEW SPOOF - "Shining" from Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining"
BEST CGI CHARACTER - Kong
BEST SNL SKIT - "The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia" rap by Chris Parnell (NC School of the Arts alum) and Andy Samberg
BEST MOVIE THEATER - Phillip's Place
BEST MOVIE TO WORK ON - "The Dog Days of Summer"
BEST PARTY - the wrap party and afterparty for "The Dog Days of Summer"
BEST STORE FOR TIME-WASTING - Borders Bookstore
BEST CELEBRITY I MET - Greg Alan Williams
BEST GIRLFRIEND - Jennifer Wilkinson
BEST iPOD - 60 gig iPod video
BEST STEAK - filet mignon, medium rare
BEST SUSHI - unagi (eel) at Sushi Roku
BEST CEREAL - Apple Jacks
BEST FLAT ITALIAN PIE - pizza
BEST PIZZA - Hawaiian
BEST PLANET - Planet Earth
BEST THING OF ANYTHING - a bat carrying a block of wax
And now for the dreaded "WORST LIST OF 2005".
WORST MOVIE I DIDN'T SEE - TIE: "Stealth" and "Alone in the Dark"
WORST SONG I DIDN'T LISTEN TO - "Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee
WORST BAND I ALWAYS CHANGE THE STATION FROM WHEN THEY COME ON THE AIR - Nickelback
WORST TV SHOW I DIDN'T WATCH - TIE: "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic" and "My Super Sweet 16"
WORST TV SHOW TO RIP OFF MY SCRIPT - "Reunion"
WORST VILLAIN - TIE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and Mother Nature, that vengeful she-devil
WORST LOGIC-DEFYING MOMENT IN A MOVIE - Tara Reid as an intelligent scientist in "Alone in the Dark"
WORST MOVIE DIRECTOR - Uwe Boll of "Alone in the Dark"
WORST SPY JOB EVER - the Bush Administration and the NSA (who will probably keep tabs on me now for mentioning Zarqawi in my blog)
WORST JOB FOR LOSING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SLEEP - working on "The Dog Days of Summer"
WORST CELEBRITY OVERKILL - TIE: Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline
WORST CELEBRITY MAKEOVER - Lindsay Lohan
WORST JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON A COUCH - Tom Cruise
WORST DISASTER - Hurricane Katrina
WORST DECISION BY ME - To not work the first four months of 2005
And for this year only...
BEST, OR WORST DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT, NAME FOR YOUR NEWBORN CHILD - Nicholas Cage's son, Kal-El Coppola Cage
--Cbake
BEST MOVIE - TIE: "War of the Worlds", "Munich", "Batman Begins", "Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
BEST TV SHOW DRAMA - "LOST"
BEST TV SHOW COMEDY - "Arrested Development"
BEST SPORTING EVENT - NCAA Men's National Championship Basketball
BEST BASKETBALL TEAM - UNC Tarheels, 2005's NCAA National Champions
BEST WEIGHT LOSS - director Peter Jackson
BEST TIM BURTON MOVIE - "The Corpse Bride"
BEST STEVEN SPIELBERG MOVIE - TIE- "War of the Worlds" and "Munich" (two different movies from two different sides of Spiels)
BEST DVD RELEASE - "Undeclared- The Complete Series" (Best show about college freshmen... EVER)
BEST MOVIE PREVIEW - TIE: "Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith" and "King Kong"
BEST MOVIE PREVIEW SPOOF - "Shining" from Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining"
BEST CGI CHARACTER - Kong
BEST SNL SKIT - "The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia" rap by Chris Parnell (NC School of the Arts alum) and Andy Samberg
BEST MOVIE THEATER - Phillip's Place
BEST MOVIE TO WORK ON - "The Dog Days of Summer"
BEST PARTY - the wrap party and afterparty for "The Dog Days of Summer"
BEST STORE FOR TIME-WASTING - Borders Bookstore
BEST CELEBRITY I MET - Greg Alan Williams
BEST GIRLFRIEND - Jennifer Wilkinson
BEST iPOD - 60 gig iPod video
BEST STEAK - filet mignon, medium rare
BEST SUSHI - unagi (eel) at Sushi Roku
BEST CEREAL - Apple Jacks
BEST FLAT ITALIAN PIE - pizza
BEST PIZZA - Hawaiian
BEST PLANET - Planet Earth
BEST THING OF ANYTHING - a bat carrying a block of wax
And now for the dreaded "WORST LIST OF 2005".
WORST MOVIE I DIDN'T SEE - TIE: "Stealth" and "Alone in the Dark"
WORST SONG I DIDN'T LISTEN TO - "Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee
WORST BAND I ALWAYS CHANGE THE STATION FROM WHEN THEY COME ON THE AIR - Nickelback
WORST TV SHOW I DIDN'T WATCH - TIE: "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic" and "My Super Sweet 16"
WORST TV SHOW TO RIP OFF MY SCRIPT - "Reunion"
WORST VILLAIN - TIE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and Mother Nature, that vengeful she-devil
WORST LOGIC-DEFYING MOMENT IN A MOVIE - Tara Reid as an intelligent scientist in "Alone in the Dark"
WORST MOVIE DIRECTOR - Uwe Boll of "Alone in the Dark"
WORST SPY JOB EVER - the Bush Administration and the NSA (who will probably keep tabs on me now for mentioning Zarqawi in my blog)
WORST JOB FOR LOSING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SLEEP - working on "The Dog Days of Summer"
WORST CELEBRITY OVERKILL - TIE: Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline
WORST CELEBRITY MAKEOVER - Lindsay Lohan
WORST JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON A COUCH - Tom Cruise
WORST DISASTER - Hurricane Katrina
WORST DECISION BY ME - To not work the first four months of 2005
And for this year only...
BEST, OR WORST DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT, NAME FOR YOUR NEWBORN CHILD - Nicholas Cage's son, Kal-El Coppola Cage
--Cbake
posted by Cbake at 12:21 AM
6 Comments:
BEST Skit by Carolina, Allyson, and Bryce: The Christmas skit.
That also swept the Funniest Skit and Truest Skit categories as well.
Congrats Guys on a job well done!
OK Can't spell. Retraction.
Caroline.
Upon rereading my post for the fiftieth time before finally becoming comfortable enough to unleash it upon the Interweb, I thought for a moment of including that very same category with the very same winners.
Seriously, get out of my head!
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But there's so much room to walk around up here!
Also - correction - Allison, sorry apparently I can't spell your name either....
I'm sorry Jennifer. You still can't spell. Alison is spelled with 1 L. Loved the catergory of the best skit of 2005. We have a great family, don't we? Mamere
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