Wednesday, January 25, 2006

"They killed Kenny! You bastards!"

--Southpark

THEY KILLED HIM!
THEY SHOT THE PRESIDENT!

OH GOD! THEY BLEW UP MICHELLE AND TONY!!!

THEY'RE GOING AFTER CHLOE!

WHAT THE HELL HAVE THEY DONE?!?!

I finally watched the first 2 hours of this year's season of "24" a few nights ago. I don't know whether it's the worst idea to kill off two MAJOR characters within the first fifteen minutes of the show, or that it's the best premiere of "24" .

EVER.

All I know is that my addiction has returned. As if "LOST" wasn't bad enough, now I've got "24" back in my life.

Speaking of which, "LOST" is about to start, and after two weeks of seeing the Monster and The Others, I'm interested to see what other surprises and revelations the show has in store tonight.

And speaking of addictions (lemme backtrack two subjects), I find that everytime I touch a computer, my internet addiction wanes. Partly because I cannot remember all those websites I used to visit and revisit ten times a day when I didn't have a job. And partly because I don't have access to my two-mile long bookmark list anymore either.

But when I have access to the web (like, it's in the other room at a friend's house), but I can't use it, I find it very hard to restrain myself from leaping out the room to check my email and update my blog.

And speaking of THAT, I do apologize that I haven't updated in weeks, but I've been working on two different commercials, doing the PA thing, doing a little stunt-driving, and everytime I am at an available computer, I don't have the time to write a good blog because my friends will accuse me of loving the internet more than I love them.

To which I say "No comment".

--Cbake

Friday, January 06, 2006

I'm only going to say one thing...

... And it's that this guy is insane. And possibly a zombie.

So I guess that's two things really.

--Cbake

Monday, January 02, 2006

2005: The Best Year EVER!

As with last year, it's time for my "BEST LIST OF (fill in the year)" because this would have been the fad to capitalize on two weeks ago. And apparently I'm still as slow as I was a year ago.


BEST MOVIE - TIE: "War of the Worlds", "Munich", "Batman Begins", "Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
BEST TV SHOW DRAMA - "LOST"
BEST TV SHOW COMEDY - "Arrested Development"
BEST SPORTING EVENT - NCAA Men's National Championship Basketball
BEST BASKETBALL TEAM - UNC Tarheels, 2005's NCAA National Champions
BEST WEIGHT LOSS - director Peter Jackson
BEST TIM BURTON MOVIE - "The Corpse Bride"
BEST STEVEN SPIELBERG MOVIE - TIE- "War of the Worlds" and "Munich" (two different movies from two different sides of Spiels)
BEST DVD RELEASE - "Undeclared- The Complete Series" (Best show about college freshmen... EVER)
BEST MOVIE PREVIEW - TIE: "Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith" and "King Kong"
BEST MOVIE PREVIEW SPOOF - "Shining" from Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining"
BEST CGI CHARACTER - Kong
BEST SNL SKIT - "The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia" rap by Chris Parnell (NC School of the Arts alum) and Andy Samberg
BEST MOVIE THEATER - Phillip's Place
BEST MOVIE TO WORK ON - "The Dog Days of Summer"
BEST PARTY - the wrap party and afterparty for "The Dog Days of Summer"
BEST STORE FOR TIME-WASTING - Borders Bookstore
BEST CELEBRITY I MET - Greg Alan Williams
BEST GIRLFRIEND - Jennifer Wilkinson
BEST iPOD - 60 gig iPod video
BEST STEAK - filet mignon, medium rare
BEST SUSHI - unagi (eel) at Sushi Roku
BEST CEREAL - Apple Jacks
BEST FLAT ITALIAN PIE - pizza
BEST PIZZA - Hawaiian
BEST PLANET - Planet Earth
BEST THING OF ANYTHING - a bat carrying a block of wax


And now for the dreaded "WORST LIST OF 2005".


WORST MOVIE I DIDN'T SEE - TIE: "Stealth" and "Alone in the Dark"
WORST SONG I DIDN'T LISTEN TO - "Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee
WORST BAND I ALWAYS CHANGE THE STATION FROM WHEN THEY COME ON THE AIR - Nickelback
WORST TV SHOW I DIDN'T WATCH - TIE: "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic" and "My Super Sweet 16"
WORST TV SHOW TO RIP OFF MY SCRIPT - "Reunion"
WORST VILLAIN - TIE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and Mother Nature, that vengeful she-devil
WORST LOGIC-DEFYING MOMENT IN A MOVIE - Tara Reid as an intelligent scientist in "Alone in the Dark"
WORST MOVIE DIRECTOR - Uwe Boll of "Alone in the Dark"
WORST SPY JOB EVER - the Bush Administration and the NSA (who will probably keep tabs on me now for mentioning Zarqawi in my blog)
WORST JOB FOR LOSING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SLEEP - working on "The Dog Days of Summer"
WORST CELEBRITY OVERKILL - TIE: Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline
WORST CELEBRITY MAKEOVER - Lindsay Lohan
WORST JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON A COUCH - Tom Cruise
WORST DISASTER - Hurricane Katrina
WORST DECISION BY ME - To not work the first four months of 2005

And for this year only...

BEST, OR WORST DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT, NAME FOR YOUR NEWBORN CHILD - Nicholas Cage's son, Kal-El Coppola Cage


--Cbake